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Top funny source code comments

October 31, 2010 by Igor Drobot Leave a Comment

Some funny comments from different codes found around the net:

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/*
 * OK; before you read the following code know what I am trying to do.
 * I needed to get the list of child catagories from the root node so that
 * the root node didn't appear in the selection box. But for some stupid
 * fucking reason the stupid fucking DBA wont let me access the items using
 * indices and I instead have to use their stupid fucking Iterator
 * implementation. So there.
 */
$firstList = $this->getRootNode()->getChildren();
foreach ($firstList as $node)
{
    $nodes = $node->getChildren();
    break;                // wtf?
}

/* * OK; before you read the following code know what I am trying to do. * I needed to get the list of child catagories from the root node so that * the root node didn't appear in the selection box. But for some stupid * fucking reason the stupid fucking DBA wont let me access the items using * indices and I instead have to use their stupid fucking Iterator * implementation. So there. */ $firstList = $this->getRootNode()->getChildren(); foreach ($firstList as $node) { $nodes = $node->getChildren(); break; // wtf? }

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// if i ever see this again i'm going to start bringing guns to work

// if i ever see this again i'm going to start bringing guns to work

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