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Excuse the downtime

February 26, 2011 by Igor Drobot Leave a Comment

Some funny downtime excuses:

  • We’re a free service. Goddamn.
  • Does anyone know how to fix a database cluster?
  • Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
  • Squirrels.
  • Did we mention we re-hired Jakob Lodwick this weekend?

  • The rent is too damn high.
    I am away from my computer right now.
    Eduardo froze the accounts.
    So you realize how much you missed us.
    Looking up the definition of “shortly”.
    Everyone is trying to have 99.9% uptime. We like to Think Different.
    This Google Cr-48 isn’t as powerful as we thought.
    Down is the new up.
    Only certain pages are unavailable. Really.
    Keep calm and spam F5.
    We enjoy watching you suffer.
    Remember that scene from “Christmas Vacation”? We didn’t.
    3 billion pageviews a month. That is all.
    Websites feel the pain of Mondays too.

    Filed Under: Fun Tagged With: downtime, reasons for downtime

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