Some funny downtime excuses:
The rent is too damn high.
I am away from my computer right now.
Eduardo froze the accounts.
So you realize how much you missed us.
Looking up the definition of “shortly”.
Everyone is trying to have 99.9% uptime. We like to Think Different.
This Google Cr-48 isn’t as powerful as we thought.
Down is the new up.
Only certain pages are unavailable. Really.
Keep calm and spam F5.
We enjoy watching you suffer.
Remember that scene from “Christmas Vacation”? We didn’t.
3 billion pageviews a month. That is all.
Websites feel the pain of Mondays too.